Rocky

Once upon a time, I met a boy. Recently, I met his beautiful dog, Rocky. Rocky stole my heart and buried it in a safe place.

Rocky is super happy all the time. Examples:

I'm so happy I got a ball.

I'm so happy that you're about to throw me a ball.

I'm so happy I caught the ball

I'm so happy my ears flew up!

I'm so happy I have a friend!

I'm so happy to ride in the car. OMG

OMIGOSH I'M IN A CAR!

All must be well in the world because the sun is shining on me!

Hey, guise, hey, this is my couch. It's also my bed. I'm even happy when I'm inside!

This is how I eat, on the floor!

Standing up to eat? Who has time for that?

Besides running around, I also like to chill quietly and contemplate about why squirrels are such pests!

I also enjoy watching and listening to my human barking. He has a lot of say. I think he lives in a dangerous world. But don't worry, we have a code that he'll tell me whenever he's in danger.

That's me running to the door to make sure that my human is not in danger of squirrel and cat invasions. Those pests!

Sometimes, we practice on chewing up those intruders. Look at me! I'm fierce!

I'll show them!

This new girl human I just met said I'm really photogenic.

I'll have to agree with her.

She really likes it when I lick her because she barks her human happy bark.

She also likes it when I give her my paw. Humans are strange.

I like to rest my head on her lap to keep her warm because she looks really small and frail.